Monday, May 26, 2008
The Kids From RF
Conversation Of The Day:
Hamid: Hey Des, I found a unique quote.
Desmond: Oh, okay, what is it?
Hamid: "Among the million sperms released, you're the first to break through the egg."
Desmond: Oh okay, I'm glad I'm the first.. Haha..
Nazreen: I'm the first one too!
Desmond: Oh okay, so that means I'm a very good swimmer huh..
Nazreen & Hamid: -.-"*This post contain explicit language. Please be warned.
Last Saturday, me and a couple of my friends including Nazrin were supposed to have a rugby session at the school's field.
Because Nazrin has fractured his finger, Ahmad bruised his leg, plus Wafi & Asnawi were lazy to go, I then decided not to go to rugby too even though I brought along my boots and gear for rugby.
Wait a minute, perhaps the main reason for not going to rugby is this.Doesn't seem like the handwriting of people who play rugby.
Okay, you may think I'm a cheapskate. Fine, I admit I'm a cheapskate.
But look, even the president of the Rugby Club wouldn't let go of the 9 cents! What the hell..
Everyone will have to pay the fee anyway, for the new rugby ball, cones and other equipments essential to our training needs.
Anyways, that's not the main point of this entry.
Since most of us are not going to the rugby session, we decided to go to somewhere green - RAINFOREST.
Rainforest Cyber Cafe was nearly a full house, with 80% of the seats occupied despite being a double-storey cyber cafe. It was so full that we had to sit on the upper level.
We were playing CS for quite a while until a bunch of kids came and began playing CS too, not playing under the same server with us anyway.
Moments later, we heard the kids shouting to each other, spatting foul words, and making tons of noises. And I'm just sitting beside one of the kids.
Apparently, someone playing CS with the kids used the nickname "bluelampa"
and some other funny names associated with the word "lampa"
Perhaps they were too good, everytime the kids got "killed" in the game, the kids will go furious and kept shouting,Kid:
Oi! Who is bluelampa?! Who is black lampa?!Someone:
"Fuck you lah, kid"Kid:
Bah come lah!!Me:
Those were all game conversations, with no ill feelings towards each other in reality.
But really, the kids all seemed so fierce. So fierce that it made us look like a bunch of good boys going to Rainforest trying to make an internet research on why do men have tits.
I bet if we were put into the kids' situation, it'll be the exact opposite.
Yeah, I can be sure it'll be the opposite. :p
:: Posted by DENCORPORATION at 3:26 PM
Saturday, May 24, 2008
I was walking around Gadong with some friends this afternoon and Asnawi pointed to me this.
Notice anything wrong here?WINDSCEEN polish!
What the hell? Even my little cousin can spell that correctly.
Maybe if you locate the shop, and tell the management and staffs about that particular spelling mistake, they might probably tell you this..You:
Eh hello, I think you guys got spelling mistake ahh at one of your signboard near the zebra crossing.The staffs:
Oh, that one is not spelling mistake.You:
Huh? Wtf? *scratches balls*
But that is really a spelling mistake!The staffs:
Oh, because most of our staffs here cannot pronounce the letter "R" properly, that's why.You:
-.-" *scratches balls again*
:: Posted by DENCORPORATION at 5:56 PM
Sunday, May 18, 2008
First Rugby Session
It's been a while since I've updated. Very sorry people, I just got my computer fixed recently, and it took me only until a few days ago to get my Photoshop, fonts and everything back in square one.
MD League 2008 is finally over.
The final day of the whole MD League starts with a battle between UBF and TMC for the 3rd and 4th place.
The match was partly spoiled by the heavy rain as the field became muddy and at times, the ball even stopped rolling on the pitch because of the mud.
Not a very clean game as there were vicious tackles and red cards.Final score: UBF 3 - 2 TMC
SG Hanze and BSG competed in a very tight match, with both teams performing so well that none of the side conceded goals in that match.
The game progressed to Penalty Shootout as the match remained goalless after full-time and extra time.
Hanze became the 2008 MD League Champion after winning 7-6 in the Penalty Shootout.Final Score: SG Hanze* 0 - 0 BSG (Hanze win by PK)
My tip for success in MD League. Name your team with acronyms. The top four teams in the MD League have acronyms in their team name - B.S.G.
, S.G. Hanze
. So if I were to name my team next year, it'll be called something like S.T.F.U
. or M.I.L.F
My registration class is in terrible condition as there is a major white ants crisis.
The cabinets of my registration class were ravaged by white ants and it was only until recently that my group tutor sent someone to clear up the place.
Even the papers that were kept in the cabinets have to be thrown away.
Because of the awful smell it produce, the air-conditioners in my class are not turned on.
Even the doors and glass windows have to be kept opened all the time.
I hope somebody can quickly get my class fixed.
Yesterday also marked the first session for Rugby Club.
There were not much people during the session and most of the people who joined are BEs.
During yesterday's session, we were being told the rules, taught how to tackle, and other basic trainings of rugby.
Our performance yesterday were praised by the seniors and the President of the Club.
It wasn't as tiring as expected though, but I regard Rugby as a very tough game and our responses have to be sharp at all times.
We'll play against Junior Blacks in a friendly match soon, according to Mr. President.
So, interested in joining the Rugby Club?
:: Posted by DENCORPORATION at 1:51 PM
I bet most people must have received this SMS already.
I did not switch off my phone. :)
:: Posted by DENCORPORATION at 1:24 PM
Friday, May 16, 2008
Fallen Dark Knight!!
Whoever started the stupid radiation-emission-on-mobile-devices thingy deserves a smack in the face. I didn't switch off my phone, and I'm still alive. =D
Have any of you guys seen bats in real life before? As in right in front of your eyes? Well, I've never seen any before. I wanted to see one.
Desmond says they are the blackest 'thing' in the world.
And just now...I saw one lying dead on the ground, outside of my house!! The bat is somewhat freaky. And quite big too! I wasn't expecting this kind of size from a bat. This one here,including its wings, is like 3 quarters the size of a normal cat, and twice the size of a kitten.
Look at these pictures:
what happened to the lower part of its body???
Look at the neck, the eyes, the fangs and the tongue!! Reminds me of some vampire movies.
I guess its death has something to do with the recent terrible storm in Brunei. Poor thing...
:: Posted by DENCORPORATION at 1:49 PM
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Tasek Climbathon Guide - Part Two
Happenings of the Week:
You know you're in deep trouble when you got caught doing something which is 'not right'. If a guy is caught trying to have sex with a girl, it feels like crap. But if a guy is caught trying to make love to another GUY, that totally feels like shit. (Referring to a case which took place some days ago)
Ok, I'm now back and here comes the Part 2 of my 'Tasek Climbathon Guide'.
Everytime you go to Tasek, there's always a risk.
In this case, you might want to worry about wild animals that you'll most likely encounter.
Maybe not spiders.
The trees are especially the one to look out for, because you never know if the monkeys are hanging around the woods.
Yes, Tasek has been well known by many people to have a lots of monkeys. And you don't wanna mess with them, because the outcome would not be the thing that you'd be proud of.
So one day, as I was jogging around in Tasek, I saw 3 persons standing around in a corner looking at something. I was kinda curious at what they're looking at, so I made a move and decided to find out.
Apparently, someone left an unfinished cup of coconut juice near the trash bin and the monkey was trying to eat the coconut flesh which is also in the cup.
By then, the 3 persons who stood there earlier had moved on. I thought it must've been a rare sight, so I decided to take pictures of the monkey using my phone.
After taking only 2 pictures, the monkey got mad and tried to chase me! So what I did immediately was to run away as fast as I could!
The monkey then stopped chasing me. How lucky am I.The situation.
Ok, now I've learnt my lesson. I should have known that monkeys do not like people staring at them, looking at them, taking pictures of them and that they are not camwhores.
But what if it becomes an auntie-staring-at-monkey situation?
Ok, I can't imagine monkeys chasing after an auntie.
Anyways, I'm supposed to be blogging about the second part of my so called "Tasek Climbathon Guide".
There's nothing new in this hill. I'll keep it short here because I'm sure many of you know the route over here.
All you need to you is to keep on going.
The only changes around this hill is that there's a newly built bridge somewhere in the middle, made by bamboos.
Really lots of bamboos over here.
Keep on going and you'll see signs giving you direction on where to go.Whoever named this place must've got the idea from his/her car's tyres which has 'pancit-ed' while on the way to Tasek..
And maybe that's just all about it.
It took me 37 minutes to complete this 'second hill'.
So total it up, it took me 13 minutes + 37 minutes = 50 minutes
altogether to complete the whole Tasek Cimbathon.
So now you know why I can't compete in the Tasek Climbathon.
:: Posted by DENCORPORATION at 3:21 PM
Sunday, May 4, 2008
The Tagging Game.
I've been tagged by Farhan this time. *sigh* Don't wanna do this, but I'll do it anyway.
1. What disappoints you the most?
- Everytime when Manchester United lost a game.
2. Where will you go if someone sponsors you a tour ticket?
- Old Trafford, Manchester.
3. What's your favorite thing to do?
- To watch Manchester United's game live!
4. Do you think money can buy happiness?
- Money cannot buy happiness, but at least money can buy me a big plasma TV so that I can watch every Manchester United game in HDTV!
5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be?
- To go to Old Trafford and watch Manchester United play!
6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
- I cannot survive if Manchester United did not win any trophy in a season.
7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
- I'm afraid to lose my television set, because without it, I can't watch Manchester United's game.
8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
- I'll bring along some of my friends to travel to Old Trafford and watch Manchester United's game!
9. What is the most recent embarrassing thing you have done?
- I told my friend that Manchester United will win this year's Premier League title, but I made a mistake, Manchester United will win the Champions League trophy too!
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you?
- He's half-British! And Manchester United is a British club!
- He gave me the opportunity to tell about how much I love Manchester United!
- He don't hate Manchester United, I think?
11. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years time?
- Watching Manchester United play of course!
12. What type of person do you hate the most?
- People like Arsene Wenger, who always use dirty tactics in football.
13. What is your ambition?
- To be a servant of Manchester United!
14. If you can teleport once, where would you go?
- Old Trafford!
15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- Manchester United!
16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be?
- I would've made myself watch Manchester United lift the Champions League trophy back in 1999, which I didn't because I'm not into football last time.
17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change?
- The part of my character which "do not like football" to "like football".
18. What music have you been listening to recently?
- Glory Glory Man United! Take me home, United Road!
19. What is your least favourite animal?
- Lion because lions represents chelsea! And birds, because birds represent liverpool!
20. What is your ultimate addiction?
- Manchester United!
THATS WHAT THE BOTTLE SAYS!
Instructions: Remove 1 question from above, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.
Lu See, Azmi, Cody, Eric, Bokh, Kwang, FAF, Cheah Wen!
:: Posted by DENCORPORATION at 10:28 AM